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Murdock - AKA Chef
Step away from the grill or should that be fire pit. Murdock is the official chef where ever the party is. As for the fire pit ...other members do their best to hide the fire excellerant.
Motto: Let it burn high and wide ...also Squirrels are Evil |
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Ray-O-Vac - AKA Hands
Stand back an extra couple of feet as the hand waving can be deadly, and if you don't want an embarrassing candid shot watch out, Ray is often found camera in hand ...sometimes two.
Motto: Every conversation has a debate point and thus an argument, which begs the question if the position of the conversation is the arguments debate point... times 3. |
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String - AKA Geek
Known for doing every thing in a big way, you'll always know when String has arrived with a load of wood. As for winter time fires ...no problem... with the fire in the middle and heaters all around String can create a nice little pocket of 75° weather.
Motto: If you didn't do it BIG you didn't do it right. |
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Spiff
Watch out boys, Spiff can put on a blaze with the best of y'all. Into most things fast or explosive she's become a vital part of the PyroBlazers group. |
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Blob - AKA Mr. Physics
Impulse=mv - mu
If mv is women and mu is beer...when you factor in impulse, mass(m), initial velocity(u) and and final velocity(v)...
Impulse = more beer for me. |
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Dude - AKA Monk
As a student of existentialism, Monk often uses the calming effect of the flames to help him locate his inner child and search for the meaning of life.
Whoa' surfing in the Midwest... totally. |
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Irish
Irish just really loves the pretty green flames from the flame crystals...and her Irish beer. Don't mess with her beer, she may be only 4' 1", but she'll bite your kneecaps off if you mess with her beer. |
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Gourdie - AKA Scorch
Saved from being burned alive at the last moment, in the fiery depths of the Coleman fire pit, Gourdie became an honorary member. From time to time Gourdie will show up at a fire only to taunt the PyroBlazers and encourage the squirrels to throw nuts from the trees at the nuts around the fire. |
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